The Brunch Date Dream
One Thursday evening, a 57-year old homeless man, nicknamed “Booger” was flying signs on the streets of Brooklyn, NYC in Flatbush near the Subway station by the Junction. He was hungry & hadn’t eaten in 5 days. It’s snowy, & he doesn’t want to go to the shelters because of how prison-like & brutal they are. Exploitative prison scam cults. He felt like, “I don’t feel like I want ‘religion’ pushed on me today. NOT TODAY!”
So, when Booger sees Lacie walking with some Chinese food, he said, “Hey baby. I sure think you’re a FINE woman. Sweet as the creme from a donut! Are you sweet enough to share your meal with a homeless man? Can I at least get a date with you?” & he had...