I like my coffee once reheated.

Not too hot, not too cold, just right like in that story. It's silly, I know, but I will have it perfect.

The careful amount of cream and sugar, the exact proportion of flawlessly brewed coffee at the most pleasing temperature for pure enjoyment. I will take my first sip and it will warm my entire body. I will feel tremendous. Indestructible. Powerful. Then with that newfound caffeinated glory, I will become negligent of my coffee cup.

Naturally, it will lose its...