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The Hemline
A yellow skinned alien reptile lady recently went to the Center of Mobility Media Communications (CMC) in Klingon City to lodge a complain after her Mirena account was hacked recently. (A Mirena account is an identity account that gives access to Multiverse 5.0 that was adopted by the Space Alliance Federation.)

However, when she tried to enter the General Manager's office, she wasn't allowed to do so by the burly Klingon security guard. He glared at her with a menacing look.

(The Klingons are human-like warrior species from Planet Kronos with permanently bony and creased forehead that shaped like mountain ridges. They usually have a short fuse, lower intelligence and are barbaric in nature.)

Security guard: Did you read the dress code on our website as well as on this wall?

Lady: Yes, I did.

Security guard: Then, you know why you're not allowed to enter.

Lady: But I didn't know. Really. I've followed the dress code accordingly. But why am I not allowed to enter?

Security guard: Your dress needs to cover your body.

Lady: Wait a minute, mister. My dress does cover my body. Even below my thighs area.

Security guard: That's not enough. Your hemline should go further than that.

Lady: Come on. You're just making it difficult for me to enter as I'm exactly your kind, right?

Security guard: Stop hissing at me and you don't need to tell me what to do. I've worked here since you were a child.

The moment he said that, another Klingon security guard just let a sexy Klingon girl wearing a leather mini skirt went pass into the office area...

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