Mama Liv Freeway and I got home late one night. I parked in front of the porch and we got out of the truck to go inside. We were outside when we heard this HUGE ROAR! My blood ran cold! I slowly turned around and there was a Crocodile and a Smaller Alligator. But the crocodile.....He was FREEKEN HUGE! I said, "RUN MOM! Don't stop for nothing!!" I practically pushed Mama Liv up the stairs! We were both yelling, "OPEN THE DOOR!!" Well the door opened up and I pushed mom right through the door and we both landed in a heap on the floor! Dad shut the door. Now what is going on with you two? We just laid on the floor and all the sudden mama Liv burst out laughing! She said, "you little brat!" "Who me, I said? She said, "Yes you little SHIT, you tackled me to the floor!"
"Well I got you inside and away from that HUGE CROC didn't I?" "Oh yes you got me away alright!"  And we heard that terrible HUGE ROAR Again! Then we heard this HUGE CRASH! And we heard it again and agan....I looked out the window and my truck was sideways and dented all to hell! And that huge Crock was going at it...