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The Massive Crocodile!
Mama Liv Freeway and I got home late one night. I parked in front of the porch and we got out of the truck to go inside. We were outside when we heard this HUGE ROAR! My blood ran cold! I slowly turned around and there was a Crocodile and a Smaller Alligator. But the crocodile.....He was FREEKEN HUGE! I said, "RUN MOM! Don't stop for nothing!!" I practically pushed Mama Liv up the stairs! We were both yelling, "OPEN THE DOOR!!" Well the door opened up and I pushed mom right through the door and we both landed in a heap on the floor! Dad shut the door. Now what is going on with you two? We just laid on the floor and all the sudden mama Liv burst out laughing! She said, "you little brat!" "Who me, I said? She said, "Yes you little SHIT, you tackled me to the floor!"
"Well I got you inside and away from that HUGE CROC didn't I?" "Oh yes you got me away alright!" And we heard that terrible HUGE ROAR Again! Then we heard this HUGE CRASH! And we heard it again and agan....I looked out the window and my truck was sideways and dented all to hell! And that huge Crock was going at it again. I said, well damn! The Jerk is totaling my truck! I opened the door and yelled, "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY TRUCK! What's your problem And what IS A MATTER WITH YOUR HEAD?!" He smashed it again! "I THINK YOU HAVE PEBBLES IN YOUR DANG HEAD!! OH LOOK AT MY TRUCK! YOU ROTTEN PEA BRAIN!!" And I shut the door!! I locked the doggy door so nothing could come in. I turned around and everyone was looking at me! "Well what the heck are all of you staring at?" Daddy Rafe said, well we are sort of staring at you babe..."WHY?!" "Well I think we figured out we wouldn't want you mad at any one of us!" "Does anyone have a cigarette? I can't seem to find mine?!" Well about six cigarettes came my way! "Well Thank you as I collected all six. Lighter anyone please?" Four were stuck out there. "I lit my cigarette and I tried to pass the lighter back" and they said, "keep it honey." "Thank you," I said! I headed up to my room and into my gun rooms. I retrieved a gun and armor piercing bullets. The sniper rifle with those bullets should do the trick! I hated to shoot him but I had no choice. I came back downstairs and sat at the table. I loaded the gun and got ready to go outside. He was still thrashing my truck! "You have to hit the brain or the spinal column right behind his head. Not a easy task!" Daddy Dillon had a gun also. I said, "you shoot the smaller one and I'll shoot GODZILLA! OK?" "Sounds good to me." "I gave Daddy Dillon some amo and said use this." He looked at it and asked me where I got it from? I looked at him and said, "if I tell you I'll have to kill you!" He laughed and I was grinning! I took pictures of him attacking my truck. Boy was he massive! So we went out onto the porch by the back door. I said, "we would have better shots from on the roof." So he scooped me up and put me up to the roof and I climbed the rest of the way up. I took his gun and he climbed up on the roof. We silently walked over to the front side of the roof. We definitely had better shots from there. We waited until they were both in the right position and we fired at exactly the same time. Both of them dropped. I don't know if the crock saw me but at the last moment he looked up at me and opened his mouth wide and did one last Mighty Roar! I shot him right in the roof of his mouth. Which destroyed his brain. Daddy Dillon had shot his right in the back of the neck killing him instantly as well. I took pictures from the roof then we headed down and walked around the porch and there they were. We walked down the steps and over to them. Dad said, "why don't you scooch down by his head holding your gun in your arms." I mechanically followed his directions. He took pictures of the crock and I. He said, "smile." I managed a bit of a smile but mostly I was thinking I had just destroyed this creature and that really wasn't setting well with me. I knew we had no choice but it still Smarted. I then went over to my truck. "He certainly did a number on this," Freeway said! "Now what we riding in to go to work?" I said, "my pickup. Lifetime Warranty will kick in at some point." I picked Freeway up and said, "let's go in the house baby girl! I need a cup of coffee with a dollop in it!" Daddy Dillon had his men take care of the crocodile and Alligator.
© Cherie Comstock
"Well I got you inside and away from that HUGE CROC didn't I?" "Oh yes you got me away alright!" And we heard that terrible HUGE ROAR Again! Then we heard this HUGE CRASH! And we heard it again and agan....I looked out the window and my truck was sideways and dented all to hell! And that huge Crock was going at it again. I said, well damn! The Jerk is totaling my truck! I opened the door and yelled, "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY TRUCK! What's your problem And what IS A MATTER WITH YOUR HEAD?!" He smashed it again! "I THINK YOU HAVE PEBBLES IN YOUR DANG HEAD!! OH LOOK AT MY TRUCK! YOU ROTTEN PEA BRAIN!!" And I shut the door!! I locked the doggy door so nothing could come in. I turned around and everyone was looking at me! "Well what the heck are all of you staring at?" Daddy Rafe said, well we are sort of staring at you babe..."WHY?!" "Well I think we figured out we wouldn't want you mad at any one of us!" "Does anyone have a cigarette? I can't seem to find mine?!" Well about six cigarettes came my way! "Well Thank you as I collected all six. Lighter anyone please?" Four were stuck out there. "I lit my cigarette and I tried to pass the lighter back" and they said, "keep it honey." "Thank you," I said! I headed up to my room and into my gun rooms. I retrieved a gun and armor piercing bullets. The sniper rifle with those bullets should do the trick! I hated to shoot him but I had no choice. I came back downstairs and sat at the table. I loaded the gun and got ready to go outside. He was still thrashing my truck! "You have to hit the brain or the spinal column right behind his head. Not a easy task!" Daddy Dillon had a gun also. I said, "you shoot the smaller one and I'll shoot GODZILLA! OK?" "Sounds good to me." "I gave Daddy Dillon some amo and said use this." He looked at it and asked me where I got it from? I looked at him and said, "if I tell you I'll have to kill you!" He laughed and I was grinning! I took pictures of him attacking my truck. Boy was he massive! So we went out onto the porch by the back door. I said, "we would have better shots from on the roof." So he scooped me up and put me up to the roof and I climbed the rest of the way up. I took his gun and he climbed up on the roof. We silently walked over to the front side of the roof. We definitely had better shots from there. We waited until they were both in the right position and we fired at exactly the same time. Both of them dropped. I don't know if the crock saw me but at the last moment he looked up at me and opened his mouth wide and did one last Mighty Roar! I shot him right in the roof of his mouth. Which destroyed his brain. Daddy Dillon had shot his right in the back of the neck killing him instantly as well. I took pictures from the roof then we headed down and walked around the porch and there they were. We walked down the steps and over to them. Dad said, "why don't you scooch down by his head holding your gun in your arms." I mechanically followed his directions. He took pictures of the crock and I. He said, "smile." I managed a bit of a smile but mostly I was thinking I had just destroyed this creature and that really wasn't setting well with me. I knew we had no choice but it still Smarted. I then went over to my truck. "He certainly did a number on this," Freeway said! "Now what we riding in to go to work?" I said, "my pickup. Lifetime Warranty will kick in at some point." I picked Freeway up and said, "let's go in the house baby girl! I need a cup of coffee with a dollop in it!" Daddy Dillon had his men take care of the crocodile and Alligator.
© Cherie Comstock
