It was a romantic day ..
Musu was in a garden with amu

But after sometime
Amu went out to buy
Something...

A lapwing bird comes ...and

lapwing:
hello musu
sexy beauty!
I am a plover
and am ur lover!!

Musu:
plover! why are u flying
up and down ?

lapwing:
as usual .. to see ur
sexy figure from top to
bottom!!

Musu:
(just another besharam bird)
u may get hurt! don't do that!
I feel pity for you!!


lapwing:
OK ! now I circle u then!

It starts to circle musu

Musu:
why u circle me now?

lapwing:
as usual
checking ur... size
omg ..so superlative 😍

Musu:
u besharam bird! behave like
a bird not like a naalayak frog!

lapwing:
wait let me
complete my lap (round)

Musu:
why u are behaving like a besharam
bird? once you were so innocent
and nice bird?

lapwing:
yes u r correct sexy musu !
once i was very nice but
not now!

Musu:
that's what am asking why?
You stupidest bird

lapwing:
for ur sexy curvy beauty
is too hot to handle & I
can't control my feelings!

Musu;
u besharam bird!
thoda tho sharam kar!

lapwing:
I hate to be in lap of luxury
but love to be
in the lap of goddess!!

Musu:
I think u gone loopy?

lapwing:
loopy on u ! I wanna take
u to the wing (offstage)
and lap up ur honey navel

Musu:
what? What? WHAT?????
suddenly what you told !!
you besharam shameless!!!
now I should really
kick u on the wing
You you shameless bird !!


suddenly .. amu interrupts

Amu:
iam planning to write
5 volumes of big size
novel on ur navel!!
See I brought notebook also ...

Musu:
u came! another besharam!
novel on my navel..? Come later on..

(I wonder why amu go crazy
For my navel?!! )

after that.. amu is busy
in writing the novel ..

here lapwing ...

lapwing:
who was that stupid?

Musu:
u a besharam bird and he
a besharam butterfly!

lapwing:
4get him. u know ur
navel is my nectar!! I hate
flowers nowadays!!

Musu: so..

lapwing:
Let me kiss you 💋

Musu: u u u..

lapwing:
u can call me stupid
and I call u my gf

Musu:
let me swipe ur head!


lapwing:
let me hold ur hand.
ha ha ha ...

Musu:
wait! wait! don't become
a villain now!!
I heard plover eggs are very
famous in London market!
so give me some plover eggs
then only I will be ur friend..

lapwing:
oh sure ! but eggs not
coming out from morning!

Musu:
what ! what do u mean by
eggs are not coming out?

lapwing: methinks eggs got
jammed inside!!

Musu:
(ha ha ha haaaaa!)
🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣K 🤣K
I feel pity for you
don't worry just drink this

lapwing: what is it?

Musu:
its milk! it will help u
in laying eggs fastly!

lapwing: let me lap it
from ur hand

Musu:
besharam bird ..OK have it

and after having the milk

Musu: now u lie upside down
and lay eggs !!

lapwing:
why upside down?

Musu:
then egg can come out easily!
u know logic!!

lapwing: .. strange logic!!

lapwing lies upside down
and a egg comes out with such
a great speed that it crosses
a tallest tree

some birds on the tallest tree .

she bird: what the heck is this?
I heard meteor comes from up
not from down?

he bird: may be an eggquake!

Musu: u fools!!
that's a plovers egg?

but after reaching
a height it fall down due
to gravity and it falls on ..
... on lapwing head

lapwing :
oh thunder!!
zzzzzzzzz!!!


Musu:
eggcellent!
I think lapwing has fainted
now I can escape easily ..
from this besharam bird !!


and then unexpectedly..
Amu comes ..


Amu: u need my help?


Musu: you you amuuu
u should have come to save
me from that besharam bird!!

Amu:
sorry baby! I was engrossed
in that novel..

Musu:
You are stupid..

Amu:
no! no! I can
do anything 4 u .

Musu:
first try this milk..

Amu: milk ..which milk..
cow milk ?

Musu:
cactus milk !!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Amu (fainted ) .zzzzzz!!

Musu:
😘🤣🤣🤣🥰
ha ha! wake up ! stupid !!
I was just joking !

Amu (zzzz)

Musu :
Hmm..ok..
let me take him on my
lap and give him this
coconut milk..

Amu ( he he he he heaven!!
am in the lap of goddess musu
I will never wake up!!
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰)

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