NOTICE
(*This is not a normal story. If you haven't done so already, I encourage you to read "Interactive story announcement," on my page first.
If you know the rules, read ahead! Hope you enjoy and be sure to leave those comments at the end!*)
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I don't care much for you, honestly I don't. I know your kind. Some are better than others, though, like the humans who live up in the mountains, or down in the forests. They seem to have a little more sense, but I keep my distance, even from them. So why am I even telling you this? Well, I thought I'd give it one last shot. Get my story out. It's not like you think. It's not like being awfully excited about something silly that occurred, like seeing the guy you like in a restaurant, then running off to tell every last one of your friends as soon as possible. No. It's not like that at all. Let's get things straight- I'm not your friend. And this is not a silly story. But I have to get it out. It's making me mad. And since I can't go back to my own kind, you'll have to do. I guess you can say that I'm using you, and, well, maybe that's true.
Who knows?
As long as you listen, and I don't mean the way you humans usually do, I mean truly listen and think about it, I don't really care. I said all that I wanted to. Any questions? You don't deserve anything more from me. Not yet. From now on, you just listen. No interruptions.

If you're ready, tell me, and I'll start.