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THE SAMPLEDOT'S BY: J. M. BALLINGER (ADULT COMEDY CARTOON STORY) (11-9-2023)
(Over the rocky hill's and past a stormy river lurks a horrible kind village. In this horrible kind village were everyone lived a happy humble life lives this family of abestiminded goons called The Sampledot's. The cross dressing father name is Carlo Sampledot. Carlo's Sampledot's sexy hard working wife's name is June Sampledot. Carlo Sampledot and June Sampledot's loving son is named Mary Sampledot. Mary Sampledot sweet sister is named Philip Sampledot. The Sampledot's odd family pet is named Cledus, the Redneck Mudskiper.
As the Sampledot's go on with there day to day life's, all the townspeople turn there noses up at them. While Carlo Sampledot trys to offer himself to a police officer, the police officer laughs as he drives away. June Sampledot was getting off of work after a long day as a 1-800 call woman, her loving children, Mary Sampledot and Philip Sampledot, were home to rub there dear mother's cheeks. As Mary Sampledot was rubbing June Sampledot's lower cheek, Cledus, the Redneck Mudskiper was humping Mary Sampledot's lower leg.)
Mary Sampledot: Cledus, what the Hell are you doing?
Cledus: I am in the mood. I just had to get me some leg.
Mary Sampledot: Get off, Cledus!
Cledus: Oh, don't you worry! I am getting to it.
(At that moment, a sad Carlo Sampledot walked in to the house. Not be picked up by any men, only buch women, Carlo Sampledot was so amassed. Whipping tears away from his face, Carlo Sampledot don't won't to let his family see him cry.)
June Sampledot: Hey, Carlo, how was work today?
Carlo Sampledot: Just another day. You know me though, I am a working stiff. How was everybody else's day here?
Philip Sampledot: I had great day, father. I made a F on my test today in the National Stupid Test.
Mary Sampledot: That is nothing. I made straight A's all day.
Carlo Sampledot: You could not make some A+'s? I am very disappointed in you, Mary. Go straight to your bedroom right this instance, prontoe!
(As Carlo Sampledot and June Sampledot shared a sweet tender hug, they lived happily ever after.) THE END
As the Sampledot's go on with there day to day life's, all the townspeople turn there noses up at them. While Carlo Sampledot trys to offer himself to a police officer, the police officer laughs as he drives away. June Sampledot was getting off of work after a long day as a 1-800 call woman, her loving children, Mary Sampledot and Philip Sampledot, were home to rub there dear mother's cheeks. As Mary Sampledot was rubbing June Sampledot's lower cheek, Cledus, the Redneck Mudskiper was humping Mary Sampledot's lower leg.)
Mary Sampledot: Cledus, what the Hell are you doing?
Cledus: I am in the mood. I just had to get me some leg.
Mary Sampledot: Get off, Cledus!
Cledus: Oh, don't you worry! I am getting to it.
(At that moment, a sad Carlo Sampledot walked in to the house. Not be picked up by any men, only buch women, Carlo Sampledot was so amassed. Whipping tears away from his face, Carlo Sampledot don't won't to let his family see him cry.)
June Sampledot: Hey, Carlo, how was work today?
Carlo Sampledot: Just another day. You know me though, I am a working stiff. How was everybody else's day here?
Philip Sampledot: I had great day, father. I made a F on my test today in the National Stupid Test.
Mary Sampledot: That is nothing. I made straight A's all day.
Carlo Sampledot: You could not make some A+'s? I am very disappointed in you, Mary. Go straight to your bedroom right this instance, prontoe!
(As Carlo Sampledot and June Sampledot shared a sweet tender hug, they lived happily ever after.) THE END
