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MY FAVORITE CITY.
What are the qualities you need in a guy to get married?
most of you will say the one you love and nothing else but be honest and answer, a rich guy to handle your expenses and must be educated too so you won’t feel ashamed while introducing him to your friends and family and tall ofcourse because tall guy means handsome guy, but let me tell you thats a myth and only in your dreams, you papa ki pari and you want to marry a 6 feet tall guy mostly girls are around 5'6 at max as much i have obsereved while jogging and practically you won’t even be able to kiss him properly ok like suppose you get emotional and now you want to kiss him on forhead then what will you do jump and kiss or you will stretch yourself but believe even an athlete can’t stretch about 4” so forget it ok and accept that small guys are handsome too okay btw i’m also 5'6, just an example don’t take it seriously so a rich and educated guy is good enough to get married to ok but now a days there’s an ongoing trend, I heard and witnessed actually one of my friend panauti got married last summer and his wife married him just because he promised her that he will take her to vietnam on honeymoon, seriously?
And let me tell you His name is actually mohit pruthi but pruthi sounds weird so i call him panauti it suits him actually much better than pruthi.
So after witnessing that serious incident, I asked google how much it costs to go Vietnam for the honeymoon and found out that it costs around 80k excluding food per couple for a week stay and I was like “dude honeymoon sirf ek week itne me kya hoga, itne din to mai lockdown me theke ki line me lga tha”, one of the most shocking news for me seriously.
i had a girlfriend and i was damn serious with her “bilkul lattu tha mai ungliyo pe ghumati thi mere ko wo ” but one day she asked me the question yes the question for "honeymoon kaha le jaoge", but i was well aware that she is not good in english so she won’t ask me for vietnam or thailand and i asked her opinion because i was so full of confidence that she will surely say mata k chalte hai vaishno devi aapke milne ki dua mangi thi maine but i got shocked she took her phone out and then “ok google pattaya beach images ” and I am smart enough and after listening that p a t t a y a word, i pretended oh my Dad calling me, ok see you later and vanished, "palat kar bhi ni dekha bandi ko maine" and from that day, i am single so you still have a chance if you are a girl and you remember i’m 5'6” ok.
And now My favorite city is Bholay ki Nagari HARIDWAR, the best and beautiful city in India for me and the best place to visit anytime in a year, no specific season to wait for just get in your car or book a train ticket or even without ticket works and believe me you won’t regret going HARIDWAR, let me explain you the beauty and speciality of Haridwar: Holy Pure Ganga, Fresh Clean Air, Calm and Clean Environment, Green Forests and Mountains surroundings, and weed is easily available ok and best of all Temple Of Lord Shiva, Must visit place do visit and if you are planning already then give me a call, I am always ready and one more last thing if you are pretty beautiful and under 5'6” then do call me ok,
and Dehradun is an ideal spot for The Honeymoon and it takes only 1 hour to Dehradun from Haridwar so basically the best deal and the best city in India Haridwar and its too budget friendly it costs only 5k for a week including transportation, food, sightseeing and after all this you still have few hundred left to buy souvenirs.
Let's Go Haridwar.
© kdiwedi
most of you will say the one you love and nothing else but be honest and answer, a rich guy to handle your expenses and must be educated too so you won’t feel ashamed while introducing him to your friends and family and tall ofcourse because tall guy means handsome guy, but let me tell you thats a myth and only in your dreams, you papa ki pari and you want to marry a 6 feet tall guy mostly girls are around 5'6 at max as much i have obsereved while jogging and practically you won’t even be able to kiss him properly ok like suppose you get emotional and now you want to kiss him on forhead then what will you do jump and kiss or you will stretch yourself but believe even an athlete can’t stretch about 4” so forget it ok and accept that small guys are handsome too okay btw i’m also 5'6, just an example don’t take it seriously so a rich and educated guy is good enough to get married to ok but now a days there’s an ongoing trend, I heard and witnessed actually one of my friend panauti got married last summer and his wife married him just because he promised her that he will take her to vietnam on honeymoon, seriously?
And let me tell you His name is actually mohit pruthi but pruthi sounds weird so i call him panauti it suits him actually much better than pruthi.
So after witnessing that serious incident, I asked google how much it costs to go Vietnam for the honeymoon and found out that it costs around 80k excluding food per couple for a week stay and I was like “dude honeymoon sirf ek week itne me kya hoga, itne din to mai lockdown me theke ki line me lga tha”, one of the most shocking news for me seriously.
i had a girlfriend and i was damn serious with her “bilkul lattu tha mai ungliyo pe ghumati thi mere ko wo ” but one day she asked me the question yes the question for "honeymoon kaha le jaoge", but i was well aware that she is not good in english so she won’t ask me for vietnam or thailand and i asked her opinion because i was so full of confidence that she will surely say mata k chalte hai vaishno devi aapke milne ki dua mangi thi maine but i got shocked she took her phone out and then “ok google pattaya beach images ” and I am smart enough and after listening that p a t t a y a word, i pretended oh my Dad calling me, ok see you later and vanished, "palat kar bhi ni dekha bandi ko maine" and from that day, i am single so you still have a chance if you are a girl and you remember i’m 5'6” ok.
And now My favorite city is Bholay ki Nagari HARIDWAR, the best and beautiful city in India for me and the best place to visit anytime in a year, no specific season to wait for just get in your car or book a train ticket or even without ticket works and believe me you won’t regret going HARIDWAR, let me explain you the beauty and speciality of Haridwar: Holy Pure Ganga, Fresh Clean Air, Calm and Clean Environment, Green Forests and Mountains surroundings, and weed is easily available ok and best of all Temple Of Lord Shiva, Must visit place do visit and if you are planning already then give me a call, I am always ready and one more last thing if you are pretty beautiful and under 5'6” then do call me ok,
and Dehradun is an ideal spot for The Honeymoon and it takes only 1 hour to Dehradun from Haridwar so basically the best deal and the best city in India Haridwar and its too budget friendly it costs only 5k for a week including transportation, food, sightseeing and after all this you still have few hundred left to buy souvenirs.
Let's Go Haridwar.
© kdiwedi
