"This next choice might affect the rest of my life , to swipe left or right that is the question "

Julia's Secret Thoughts


Okay, it has come to this on-line dating. It can't be half bad a lot of people are doing it right? I've seen a bunch of commercials on TV about their success stories and if it's on TV it's got to be true lol.

So, let's set up my profile, this should be interesting. First question: What am I looking for? Long-term relationship, marriage, hookups or casual dating. Umm, all of the above. Just kidding, I don't want to seem too eager even though I am, but they don't need to know that. I'll just keep it simple, I am interested in marriage and long-term relationships.

Second question: Do you want kids? Yes, I definitely want kids. Are you interested in men with kids? No, he can't have them already. Listen, life is already hard and I don't want to compete with another woman if I don't have too. However, seeing a man with kids is sexy and a huge turn on for me. There is nothing like a man showing you how good of a father he can be, that has my legs opening up and my womb screaming impregnate me right the fuck now! Whoo I got a little carried away, on to the next question.

Third question: Preference of height and body type. Hhmmm, he needs to be taller than me at least 5"7 and above with a muscular built. Bottomline, I really need you strong enough to pick me up and sex me against the wall, while also able to put together my Ikea bookshelf.

Why are these questions so difficult? All right now that the hard stuff is done, let's see what profile pic I should use. I definitely want to use one of my face, no catfishing over here. I also need to show them this banging body. Okay not too much body, I don't want them to think I'm a hoe but I need to show enough so the guys don't pass me by. The real dilemma is, should I give them tits or ass, what the hell I'll give them one of each.

Last but not least, now to write my introduction.
"I'm a good woman looking for a good man who loves to have fun but doesn't hate getting serious either. I'm a simple girl at heart that loves HGTV, cooking, dancing, and audiobooks. And by audiobooks, I mean binge listening to many books a week. I love to get wrapped up in a different world. I want a man that's willing to let me be me, but who's also dominant enough to demand quality time. So if you enjoy sensual activities and deep conversation, If you think that's you I'd love to meet you!"


Okay, now to wait hopefully in a pond of frogs, prince charming won't be to far away.

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