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The Parental Advisory Network (TPAN)
All network employees are legal network identities
Employees are not permitted to apply fictious names to their own work
All corresponding networks must abide must these rules
The PAN is a vulgar scene, not a violent production
There is no creativity, only abstract
No makeup
All productions are creations of individual adverstising companies, a 'marketeer platform' cause we like super secret academy award script writing, and its super
Never costumes, we were clothed, just like from Target, they rock the nerve in the street, so were a 'street party studio'
We Accept Sponsors, like Target, its chesp and 'silly'
Stories mustbe written, generated, developed, and structured using Division of Motor Vehicle Identification, cettificate stamped, one of one, international personal property premisce information processing credentisls
We mean business, like Starbucks, no fillers
If youve ever seen Spaceballs, then this message of rules is for 'you' and the 'royal you' so please take haste
Direct Testimony, that is a rule, no lawyers, because your truth is safety issue number one
That is a rule too, the are you paying attention law, dont not listen, its important
Last rule...avoid eye contact to strsngers, they are not you, and by eye contact I mean no doubles of any eye contacting one esteemed body


Okay..Thank you for your eye contact.



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