Crown Vic was the coolest pervert in town, he used to grab dog turds from the sidewalk and put them in his buttocks hole with great force.

one time his best friend May flyes was under arrest for hopping on the back of a holy man, she wore sharp shoes and hated being Spanish. Her parents were sexy but didn't approve of her actions and beliefs. it was sad for her so Vic pulled out a sharp weapon and dig things to their bodies.

The authority had beef with him and they chased but he had powers. big powers.

May didn't see herself being attracted to a nerd so she grabbed the steering wheel of the car they were driving and it was a Mazda and it was cool. Vic screeched and cried before they hit a utility pole which is what my friend calls his penis.

I'm scared of him and I want to stop being his friend but I'm scared. anyway

Vic woke up in a poor person hospital and he was dismayed. He had clout, and style. He was not used to this scene.

"oy, motherfucker! I need me catheter refreshed, an a slice o jello!" he whispered seductively to a weird janitor. who quickly became dismayed.

Ten thousand ninjas showed up at the hospital window. they were dismayed and angry at Vic.

"oy, ye bastard ass is gonna get hurt. we have knives and swords!!" they shouted.

Vic jumped up from his bed and punched the janitor in the back of the head hard enough for him to sleep forever.

he said, "please take revenge on him and let me join your ninja clan."

"... ok, and I know this is sudden. But I love you." the leader said.

"... I love you too." Vic was dismayed.

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