Once a man died in a car accident and when he realized, he saw god approaching him with a suitcase in hand. God said, "Come let's go son, your time has come!" The man was gobsmacked and he asked, "Really!? Now? But it's too soon, I still have lots of work to do, sorry but I can't accompany you. And what's there in that suitcase?" God replied, "That's your stuff!" "My stuff?" The man enquired. "Oh then that might be my clothes, my money and all". God answered,...