So here is the thing, I have to write this story to little kids, but it has to be in my own writing style and let’s just say that this story is gonna be crummy. We had to choose a fairytale , and lemme tell ya somethin it’s a doozy.
So there was this phony bologna family of pigs. They lived with their mother, one day she came home in a bad mood and decided she didn’t like coming home to a pigsty of a mess. What she did next it hilarious, she kicked them to the curb! As she did this she hollered “ go find some other place to mess up!” And that was that.
So now our doozy of a story really starts here with “piggy number one!” He was the phoniest of’em all because he went to the farm store and bought STRAW yes he bought freaking straw for a house. Lemme just say that, that pig is plain stupid. As the piggy was building his house of straw, a wolf came up and offered some lunch. So you know how I mentioned the pig being stupid right? Well this is right about the time you find...