Richyomo (Ejere Omoikhojie)#8741

A man had a beautiful maiden that was much -sought after by several suitors for marriage. He turned down hundreds of suitors. However, he fell in love for a particular suitor who felt highly elated .
The suitor was so overwhelmed with joy that he hastily broke the enthusiastic news to his relatives and the family fixed a date for the collection of wedding list.
On the set day, guests were warmly received by their host. After entertaining his guests and having cleared his throat and asserted emphatically that he had no intention of selling off his daughter which is a taboo in their clan. . He maintained that marriage is a life long relationship. To the surprise of the guests, baba Ngozi brought out a list:

1. Three cola nuts
2.One packet of biscuit
3. One crate of carbonated drink
4.One litre of palm wine
5. Three wrappers(Nigerian wax)
6. Seven tubers of yam
7.A bag of salt
8.Three blouse
9.Gold plated wristwatch
10. One motorcycle(Okada)
11.One limousine
12. One private jet
13. Just #2m bride price

On reading through the list, the suitor fell into a state of unconsciousness!

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