Just A Random Rant On Trains
I classify trains into two types, sleeper trains, and local trains...
Sleeper trains are relatively calm, with a lot of space and all...
Local trains are the kind in which around 6000 people can fit, but somehow, we Indians manage to fit the entire population of Mumbai in it.
Getting a place to SIT is a privilege in a local train!
But, my favourite trains are the sleeper trains...
They're the kind which go from one state to another, so we have to live in the train for a day or two...
And, here's my expert opinion on them, considering that I've gone on these trains more than 20 times!
So...
We can't talk about sleeper trains without talking about the sleeping part.
A typical sleeper train has three berths, the bottom, the middle and the top.
And from my "expert" opinion, I say that you should take the middle berth.
Why?
Welp, first of all, the bottom berth.
Till date, no one, not even the person who made the train knows what's under the bottom berth...
All you can see under there is pitch black darkness, as if someone will grab your foot while sleeping...
And I BET that under the bottom berth are a few cockroaches and bugs, and maybe even a bloodthirsty monster. I'm just saying, cause NO ONE bothers to check under the berth!
They just let that void of nothingness exist... Letting it slowly devour the souls of the innocent and...
Sleeper trains are relatively calm, with a lot of space and all...
Local trains are the kind in which around 6000 people can fit, but somehow, we Indians manage to fit the entire population of Mumbai in it.
Getting a place to SIT is a privilege in a local train!
But, my favourite trains are the sleeper trains...
They're the kind which go from one state to another, so we have to live in the train for a day or two...
And, here's my expert opinion on them, considering that I've gone on these trains more than 20 times!
So...
We can't talk about sleeper trains without talking about the sleeping part.
A typical sleeper train has three berths, the bottom, the middle and the top.
And from my "expert" opinion, I say that you should take the middle berth.
Why?
Welp, first of all, the bottom berth.
Till date, no one, not even the person who made the train knows what's under the bottom berth...
All you can see under there is pitch black darkness, as if someone will grab your foot while sleeping...
And I BET that under the bottom berth are a few cockroaches and bugs, and maybe even a bloodthirsty monster. I'm just saying, cause NO ONE bothers to check under the berth!
They just let that void of nothingness exist... Letting it slowly devour the souls of the innocent and...