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Eseniy Verkhovets and the Five Winged Hedgehogs
Starring the Instagram Football sensation: Eseniy Verkhovets - @eseniy_verkhovets13
Once upon a time there was a very gravy, Artsy and virtuous football playing 8-year-old boy from Moscow, Russia named Eseniy Verkhovets. He was on the way to see his mum galiba shapovalova, when he decided to take a short cut through Alyoshkinskiy Forest.
It wasn't long before Eseniy got lost. He looked around, but all he could see were trees. Nervously, he felt into his book bag for his favourite toy, Playdough, but the Playdough was nowhere to be found! Eseniy began to panic. He felt sure he had packed the Playdough. To make matters worse, he was starting to feel hungry.
Unexpectedly, he saw a winged hedgehog dressed in a Fight Wear: Red Hardcore Training Cyberviking Rashguard Pants Matched With Teal Hardcore Training Cyberviking Compression Pants, disappearing into the trees.
"How odd!" thought Eseniy.
For the want of anything better to do, he decided to follow the peculiarly dressed hedgehog. Perhaps it could tell him the way out of the forest.
Eventually, Eseniy reached a clearing. He found himself surrounded by houses made from different sorts of food. There was a house made from Mangos, a house made from cupcakes, a house made from sweets, a house made from Hamburger And French fries, a house made from chocolates and a house made from pizzas.
Eseniy could feel his tummy rumbling. Looking at the houses did nothing to ease his hunger.
"Привет!" he called. "Есть там кто-нибудь?"
Nobody replied.
Eseniy looked at the roof on the nearest house and wondered if it would be rude to eat somebody else's chimney. Obviously it would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd fitting, in a time of want.
A cackle broke through the air, giving Eseniy a fright. A sorceress jumped into the space in front of the houses. She was carrying a cage. In that cage was the Playdough!
"Пластилин!" shouted Eseniy. He turned to the sorceress. "Привет! Это моя игрушка!"
The sorceress just shrugged.
"Дайте Пластилин назад!" cried Eseniy.
"Not on your chinny chin chin!" said the sorceress.
"По крайней мере, выпустите Playdough из этой клетки!"
Before she could reply, five winged hedgehogs rushed in from a footpath on the other side of the clearing. Eseniy recognised the one in the Blue Fight Wear: Hardcore Training Cyberviking Rashguard Pants With Hardcore Training Cyberviking Compression Pants that he'd seen earlier. The sorceress seemed to recognise him too.
"So nice of you to drop in Big Hedgehog," said the sorceress.
"Good morning." The hedgehog noticed Playdough. "Who is this?"
"That's Playdough," explained the sorceress.
"Ooh! Playdough would look lovely in my house....
Once upon a time there was a very gravy, Artsy and virtuous football playing 8-year-old boy from Moscow, Russia named Eseniy Verkhovets. He was on the way to see his mum galiba shapovalova, when he decided to take a short cut through Alyoshkinskiy Forest.
It wasn't long before Eseniy got lost. He looked around, but all he could see were trees. Nervously, he felt into his book bag for his favourite toy, Playdough, but the Playdough was nowhere to be found! Eseniy began to panic. He felt sure he had packed the Playdough. To make matters worse, he was starting to feel hungry.
Unexpectedly, he saw a winged hedgehog dressed in a Fight Wear: Red Hardcore Training Cyberviking Rashguard Pants Matched With Teal Hardcore Training Cyberviking Compression Pants, disappearing into the trees.
"How odd!" thought Eseniy.
For the want of anything better to do, he decided to follow the peculiarly dressed hedgehog. Perhaps it could tell him the way out of the forest.
Eventually, Eseniy reached a clearing. He found himself surrounded by houses made from different sorts of food. There was a house made from Mangos, a house made from cupcakes, a house made from sweets, a house made from Hamburger And French fries, a house made from chocolates and a house made from pizzas.
Eseniy could feel his tummy rumbling. Looking at the houses did nothing to ease his hunger.
"Привет!" he called. "Есть там кто-нибудь?"
Nobody replied.
Eseniy looked at the roof on the nearest house and wondered if it would be rude to eat somebody else's chimney. Obviously it would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd fitting, in a time of want.
A cackle broke through the air, giving Eseniy a fright. A sorceress jumped into the space in front of the houses. She was carrying a cage. In that cage was the Playdough!
"Пластилин!" shouted Eseniy. He turned to the sorceress. "Привет! Это моя игрушка!"
The sorceress just shrugged.
"Дайте Пластилин назад!" cried Eseniy.
"Not on your chinny chin chin!" said the sorceress.
"По крайней мере, выпустите Playdough из этой клетки!"
Before she could reply, five winged hedgehogs rushed in from a footpath on the other side of the clearing. Eseniy recognised the one in the Blue Fight Wear: Hardcore Training Cyberviking Rashguard Pants With Hardcore Training Cyberviking Compression Pants that he'd seen earlier. The sorceress seemed to recognise him too.
"So nice of you to drop in Big Hedgehog," said the sorceress.
"Good morning." The hedgehog noticed Playdough. "Who is this?"
"That's Playdough," explained the sorceress.
"Ooh! Playdough would look lovely in my house....
