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LAFAYETTE 30728 BY: J. M. BALLINGER (SOAP OPERA STORIES) (2-26-2024)
(As we continue to rebellious conclusion of LAFAYETTE 30728, Mary May informed Ashlee Sunkist had a crazy night at the beer yet Ashlee Sunkist did not drink one beer even though Ashlee Sunkist blacked out. While Ashlee Sunkist and Mary May pundered about who's phone number was on Ashlee Sunkist's left wrist, Pastor Nora Sunkist and Bula Sunkist go crazy about what everyone was giggling about at RED PARADISE HOLY CHAPEL. Stay tuned as we are about to hear what the lonely man named Mark Devin seen last night on LAFAYETTE 30728.)

EPISODE: #3

(As Pastor Nora Sunkist began to wounder why everyone at RED PARADISE HOLY CHAPEL was giggling and chuckling silently, Mark Devin tapped Pastor Nora Sunkist on the right showed.)

Mark Devin: I think I know why everyone was giggling and chuckling. I am not one to tout tells, but I could have seen Ashlee Sunkist last night at the bar.

Pastor Nora Sunkist: My Ashlee Sunkist? I am sorry, but I just can not believe it! I put Ashlee Sunkist in bed myself.

Mark Devin: You are probably right, Pastor Nora Sunkist. I might have been seeing stuff. When you work in a bar, you see so many faces. On second thought, it may have been someone else.

Pastor Nora Sunkist: Yeah, I am sure that it was not Ashlee Sunkist.

(As Pastor Nora Sunkist pundered about what Mark Devin had said, Mary May walked over to Ashlee Sunkist's family's house.)

Mary May: Ashlee Sunkist, open the door. I got a great idea.

Ashlee Sunkist: You do? Well, do not just stand there, come on in.

Mary May: Oh, my! Did you put some makeup?

Ashlee Sunkist: No, Mary May. Why do you ask me a silly question like that?

Mary May: Because your skin is starting to look all whitish. Are you sure that you are feeling alright, Ashlee Sunkist?

(As Ashlee Sunkist started to feel quizzy, Pastor Nora Sunkist asked Bula Sunkist about there daughter, Ashlee Sunkist.)

Pastor Nora Sunkist: Could Mark Devin be right? Could Mark Devin have seen our daughter, Ashlee Sunkist?

Bula Sunkist: Surely not, Honey. Remember, you tucked in to bed and Ashlee Sunkist fell fast asleep.

Pastor Nora Sunkist: You are right, Bula Sunkist. It could not have been her or could it have been our sweet loving daughter, Ashlee Sunkist?

(Could Mark Devin really have seen Ashlee Sunkist at the bar? Can Pastor Nora Sunkist believe that his daughter, Ashlee Sunkist, has a rebellious side? Can Ashlee Sunkist be with a bundle of joy? Find out this and more on the next episode of LAFAYETTE 30728.)