Captain Carmichael Cuttridge had a very challenging and controversial life. Conceived of Catholic and Jewish parents, he was christened and circumcised on the same day. Controlled by religious and social behaviour he capitalised on both, cultural and scientific reasoning, whilst channeling his collective philosophies on a challenging career.
Comics and the Cosmos were cited as the cornerstones of his scientific and curious seriousness. "Comedy was capable of screwing with the minds of serious people", he conveyed in the coldness of clarity, but coolness was clumsy to him.
At sixteen he circumnavigated the globe in a canoe and collided with a catfish, caught a canary and sang a captivating version of Candle In The Wind.

He joined the navy, claiming he was "celebrating and seeing the world in all it's colour and scenic capacity, whilst getting to converse and share conversations and shoot shells at conspiring enemies of the country, that was in his consummate care". After one crucial and savage confrontation, his consultant suggested he took a break to recouperate. He considered taking a long vacation which concluded in a brief vacation, which he later called his abbreviation.
In an interview once, C C C was asked, "what was his favourite word", and he said "serendipitous, but how he hated the sea word and preferred the word ocean, but conceded, putting to ocean sounded ridiculous and he could not conceive a way around it".

Captain C Cuttridge challenged and campaigned for and against social and universal charged taxes and for the equal rights of spelling and the use of emojis on text. Saying celebrated scholars studying ancient calligraphy read symbols.
Although he himself liked c and s sounding words he said "every letter in the alphabet was important and made a statement if properly united".

C C Cuttridge struggles on with his campaigns.


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