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Leos at the hell
After the case of Cancers, Leo was called upon for a verdict by the court. As the lion walked, everyone was in awe, stuck with its persona. Charming personalities and dashing looks are all enough to keep looking at the Leos.
Judge:You created havoc in the concert, where you were performing as an actor.
Leo:(Waving like a celebrity) Silence please, I love you all. Everyone will get my autograph. Don't rush, don't push.
Judge:It's not your earth and no one is dying for your autograph(.Laughing) Everyone is already dead here and you too
Leo:Who says I am not a celebrity here, look at those devils, they gave me food and celebrity protocol just to converse with me.
Judge: What the hell?
Leo:It is a hell! Already
Judge:Just shut up. Action should be taken against the devils for treating Leo like a celebrity. Everyone is a sinner here.
Leo:I only took off my coat during the concert on the earth and threw it to the audience. What's my fault, It was their fan moment.
Judge:Fault! It was not your fault but sin, because you induced chaos among the people as they all started fighting for your coat until someone took out their revolver and began firing. Many people died including you during the stampede.
Leo:It wasn't my fault either, I didn't do anything knowingly. And I died too, as someone threw a stone, and it hit me hard. My bodyguard ran away. Don't they be questioned? And what about the guy who fired
Judge:Everyone will meet their fate but today is your turn. Your punishment is you will stay alone in oblivion completely unrecognised and an ordinary person on an unhabituated planet.
Leo:No my lord how could I exist without being in the limelight?
Devils:Lord, please do something otherwise we will go on a strike
Judge:Great and disgusting too but this Leo is a real celebrity. OK, your punishment is to go to heaven and apologize to each of your fans there who died in the concert. If they forgive you, you can do whatever you want, stay in heaven with angels, stay in hell(winking)with the devils, or reincarnate on earth. Case is dismissed
The judge ordered angels to come and take Leo to heaven.
Leos went waving giving flying kisses to all the devils.
Virgo:But what about the stage that got destroyed and what about the loss of capital? This is nonsense judgment.
Libra:Shut up, next is your turn, worry about your fate.
Sagittarius:Excuse me sir but Aries is in the hell pit yelling to take it out.
Judge:Who threw them there?
Scorpio: Me, sir
Judge:As anticipated, You satan. Wait for your turn
Scorpio:First go and catch Aquarius, it has begun selling ACs to the inhabitants of hell.
Judge:What nonsense, Hell is created hot, who the hell is Aquarius to change the system? I want to meet them
Capricorn:Hell system, my foot. Everything is corrupted here, no system, and poor administration. Hell needs new labor, new rules new administration. They should appoint me as administrator
Pisces: Libra has already got a job. Taurus will be released soon, Gemini is in heaven with in-laws and Leo has gone for heaven. Aquarius will negotiate with the judge. Capricorn is more steadfast than a judge to be a prisoner. I should better think of something to escape the hell...
Disclaimer:Based on the general traits of Leo. Doesn't hold for all Leos.