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YouInstaSnappaTwitFace, ZOMS!
A flashfiction starring Lewis M3mes

Once upon a time, when @Myspace made interacting with friends and family across long distances a concern of humans for centuries.

As everyone was on #myspace from social animals, and even your mama as people have always relied on communication to strengthen their relationships.

When face-to-face discussions are impossible or inconvenient, humans have dreamed up plenty of creative solutions.

Now YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, SnapChat, and Facebook have evolved; they push Myspace out of the water, as they all roll up into one joint.

Recently, unveiled their intergalactic interactive social graphic new media interface entitled, 'YOU-INSTA-SNAPPA-TWIT-FACE.'

But, when Myspace wanted in and was shutdown; it back with a vengeance, disguising itself as a virus that attached itself to the new name of #Youtube #Twitter and #Facebook known as 'YOUINSTASTAPPATWITFACED-ZOMS'.

And the first one to get it was a #tween named Lewis who had this fetish for chocolate and cookies, after seeing a message he got his YOUINSTASNAPPATWITFACE back then seeing he could login again.

That's when the Myspace virus captured his soul like a camera and sucked him into cyberspace to take him captive in his avatar.

So every day Lewis wanders in the Utopian of Myspace, while his body remains zombified stuck with a funny face, who finds over 53 million people have been captured in their selfie in more than 150,000 gif-like avatars a day that show them in motion.

One day in the Myspace Utopian, Lewis dawns upon an idea to get the captured souls out.

Simply, by busting it like a camera. Because of that, Lewis created an antivirus and planted it in the mainframe of the Myspace Utopia to detonate at a certain time.

Because of that, it shattered the system and knocked them out of cyberspace but into the middle of next week and into shape… the shape of a humanoid #meme that is as the antivirus had side-effects.

Until finally, through many protests, the people saw it in a positive light as at least not they can read each other open face.


© Joel Peter Brown