On Monday morning, January 4, 2021, Xavion Geralds woke up with an extra $600 in his bank account. He ran around the house, singing, "I got my stimulus! I got my stimulus!"

Then, his older brother, Norman, sighed & said, "Dude! U da only 1 stuntin' ovah a small stimulus check, bruh! Now, how are excited about THIS 1, but you didn't give the $1,200 check that same energy? People can't even get their bills paid with this $600!"

Xavion responded, "Now, c'mon Norman! I don't care if the stimulus check is $10! The government FINALLY gave us SOMETHING because you know how they've been teasing us for months. That's why I'm so excited."

Norman was like, "OK,...