Once upon a time, there was a clever boy named Toby. He was on the way to see his father Darth Gloop when he decided to take a shortcut through Darkham Park. It wasn't long before Toby got lost. He looked around, but all he could see were trees. Nervously, he felt around in his bag for his favorite toy, Spike, but Spike was nowhere to be found! Toby began to panic.
He felt sure he had packed Spike. To make matters worse, he was starting to feel hungry. Unexpectedly, he saw a terrifying wolf as dark as night, and as large as can be disappearing into the trees. "How scary!" thought Toby. As he regained his courage he saw a rabbit dressed in blue jeans and a red happy face tee shirt. He decided to follow the peculiarly dressed rabbit. Perhaps it could tell him the way out of the forest.
Toby followed the rabbit for many miles deeper into the forest. Eventually, he reached a clearing. In the clearing, there was a house. Toby smelled his favorite food being cooked, pepperoni pizza. Toby could feel his tummy rumbling. Looking at the house the smells did nothing to ease his hunger. "Hello!" he called. "Is anybody there?" Nobody replied. Toby looked through the windows of the house and wondered if it would be rude to go inside and eat somebody else's food.
Obviously, it would be impolite to eat the whole pizza, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble on a slice or two, in...