A little bit about me, I'm the youngest of three kids. I come from a white family, but my parents are cultured. When it came time to picking my name, they decided that they were going to do what the natives did way back and name me after the first thing they saw when i entered the world. After a few seconds they realized that, "creepy alien looking thing covered in goo" wasn't going to fit on the birth certificate. They then decided to take a more original approach and name me after the first thought they had when i was born. For a very short time my name was, "man, we're going to be even more broke than we already are. This kid is going to burn a hole in our bank account until he's at least eighteen." However, that hit the ear wrong, so my dad said, "let's just name him after me." My name is Larry, but the government knows me as "Lawrence." The government and my mother. The two biggest pains in my ass call me Lawrence. I'm just kidding. My mother is a good person. By that i mean that she means well. My mother is straight up nuts, but i chalk that up to having to raise me. Mom taught me to always take responsibility for my own actions, so I'm doing just that. Mom was always a little crazy, but i am the one who got her to this level. She's really concerned about this covid stuff. "This is terrible! We need to stop it!"...