One cold, early February morning, Hilbert Archer was lying down on the bench after shortly waking up. The snow had melted the previous afternoon from the sun. He didn't get to eat dinner the night before. He arose because he knew it was time for breakfast at the Lutheran Church down the road. So, he got up, packed his belongings & walked on his merry way. He only got 1 1/2 hours of sleep.

He pulled out his phone, filming & was like, "Smh! There go those perps creating trouble EARLY in the morning. Wait 'til YouTube sees this."

There were 9 police cars, back to back, & each one of them were driving by with 1 headlight & waited until they got near him to put on sirens. After all 9 cars passed by, the sirens stopped. So after that, Hilbert uploaded the video to his YouTube channel, & people started watching.

Hilbert finally made it to the church after 2 hours. He was standing in the line, waiting for breakfast. A young 20-year old, dirty meth-head kept coughing on him without covering his mouth. "Hey man, what the f*** you lookin' at?", said the fake thug. Also, the thug gave Hilbert the HATE-ANGER look, like he's FORBIDDEN to look! Then Hilbert responded, "Well, if you'd quit coughing on me, then I wouldn't have to stare back at 'cha. Learn to cover your mouth! I KNOW you're a perp." Then the dirty thug said, "Man, f*** outta here with that BS! I don't even know what a perp is." Then, Hilbert said, "Listen, chump! Don't play stupid. I don't even know why you're standing in this line if you're here to perp me, & your handlers have you VERY WELL taken care of. & why are your shoes red? I know you get freebies & gift cards."...