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The Great Ghostly Gaffe
In the supernatural realm, Halloween was the equivalent of the Oscars. Ghosts worldwide trained all year for the one night they could actually make an impression on the living. Every specter wanted to be the most memorable haunt of the year. This year, though, there was a buzz about a new contender: Gary.

Gary was not your typical ghost. For starters, he wasn’t that old. In the spectral world, most ghosts were centuries old, boasting tales of ancient curses and dark mysteries. Gary, however, had been a stand-up comedian before an unfortunate incident with a rubber chicken, a unicycle, and a stage trap door. It wasn't the fall that did him in, it was the laughter.

On Halloween night, Gary tried his hand at haunting. His first stop was a teenage Halloween...