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2023 Annual Fowls Conference.
The 2023 Annual Fowls Conference had just begun. It was held for the first time in the giant Forest Groves in the middle of the Amazon Jungle.
Fowls of all feathers and sizes migrated temporarily to this forest grove, perhaps one of the last remaining giant space in the Amazon tropical rainforests. Now is the time that a senior plenary speaker had been invited to give a speech...
Senior President Parrot Moreh: We ought to have more parrot representatives in the Wildlife Alliance Government. It's sad that even now, our parrot parties aren't in power and they're already divided into at least 4 different factions.
(There were voices on the floor, where a few fowls began to speak their minds...)
Jim Crow: Hear! Hear! We need to advance our cause for fowls' preservation. Our current Prime Minister Rhino Reba is clueless on how to govern and is seen to be colluding with the humans to "preserve inter-species harmonious relationships."
Floria Nightingale: Agreed. All these talks by Rhino Reba are bulls**ts! He's using his balls to think instead of his brains.
Grand Moderator: Silence, Floria! How dare you speak like that in front of the public! And I may want to remind you to accord the proper respect to Prime Minister Reba from now on. If not, you'll face further court charges.
Floria Nightingale: I'm sorry, Grand Moderator. Thousand apologies.
Grand Moderator: Just thousand apologies? Not million? Hahaha.
(The Grand Moderator chuckled at this light moment...)
Grand Moderator: OKay. Let's proceed with our agenda. Moreh, continue.
Senior President Parrot Moreh: We need to put aside our own interests to regain power in the Alliance Government. We need to have more seats to regain our influences.
(Then, there was a whistle - the official signal and permission to interject and speak...)
Lee Robin: Wait a minute... Ain't we've heard of hate and racist speeches like this - especially when President Parrot Moreh was governing as the Alliance Government's Prime Minister about a decade ago? Nevertheless, I still believe in the vision of Prime Minister Rhino Reba to forge a stronger alliance between species through mutual respect, understanding and win-win negotiations.
Jim Crow: I sure hope that Senior President Parrot Moreh doesn't become "Senile" President Parrot Moreh, especially due to his advancing age. Or maybe he's just another parrot raised by, and now in cohort with humans to divide us all?
Grand Moderator: Silence, Jim! Have you not heard what I've said to Floria just now? Well, in light of your disrespect to Senior President Parrot Moreh, I'm removing you from this floor and will have you charged in court with "contempt and attempted disruption in an official public gathering".
However, before the Grand Moderator finished speaking, giant "hailstorms" began to plummet down from the sky before exploding, killing dozens of fowls all at once.
For those that survived the initial bombings, they'll ultimately perished when they stepped away from the Conference Hall and into the many traps laid out for them by the humans.
What the fowls didn't realize was that Senior President Parrot Moreh was recently recaptured by his previous owner and was brainwashed to say and repeat the same message as the humans intended to disrupt the conference.
And it also doesn't help matters when the humans injected a nano RFID tag in the eyes of Senior President Parrot Moreh that not just function as a tracker but also a direct monitoring system as well.
Such is the fate of a parrot: Always repeating what has already been said but never show any original ideas of its own.
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Fowls of all feathers and sizes migrated temporarily to this forest grove, perhaps one of the last remaining giant space in the Amazon tropical rainforests. Now is the time that a senior plenary speaker had been invited to give a speech...
Senior President Parrot Moreh: We ought to have more parrot representatives in the Wildlife Alliance Government. It's sad that even now, our parrot parties aren't in power and they're already divided into at least 4 different factions.
(There were voices on the floor, where a few fowls began to speak their minds...)
Jim Crow: Hear! Hear! We need to advance our cause for fowls' preservation. Our current Prime Minister Rhino Reba is clueless on how to govern and is seen to be colluding with the humans to "preserve inter-species harmonious relationships."
Floria Nightingale: Agreed. All these talks by Rhino Reba are bulls**ts! He's using his balls to think instead of his brains.
Grand Moderator: Silence, Floria! How dare you speak like that in front of the public! And I may want to remind you to accord the proper respect to Prime Minister Reba from now on. If not, you'll face further court charges.
Floria Nightingale: I'm sorry, Grand Moderator. Thousand apologies.
Grand Moderator: Just thousand apologies? Not million? Hahaha.
(The Grand Moderator chuckled at this light moment...)
Grand Moderator: OKay. Let's proceed with our agenda. Moreh, continue.
Senior President Parrot Moreh: We need to put aside our own interests to regain power in the Alliance Government. We need to have more seats to regain our influences.
(Then, there was a whistle - the official signal and permission to interject and speak...)
Lee Robin: Wait a minute... Ain't we've heard of hate and racist speeches like this - especially when President Parrot Moreh was governing as the Alliance Government's Prime Minister about a decade ago? Nevertheless, I still believe in the vision of Prime Minister Rhino Reba to forge a stronger alliance between species through mutual respect, understanding and win-win negotiations.
Jim Crow: I sure hope that Senior President Parrot Moreh doesn't become "Senile" President Parrot Moreh, especially due to his advancing age. Or maybe he's just another parrot raised by, and now in cohort with humans to divide us all?
Grand Moderator: Silence, Jim! Have you not heard what I've said to Floria just now? Well, in light of your disrespect to Senior President Parrot Moreh, I'm removing you from this floor and will have you charged in court with "contempt and attempted disruption in an official public gathering".
However, before the Grand Moderator finished speaking, giant "hailstorms" began to plummet down from the sky before exploding, killing dozens of fowls all at once.
For those that survived the initial bombings, they'll ultimately perished when they stepped away from the Conference Hall and into the many traps laid out for them by the humans.
What the fowls didn't realize was that Senior President Parrot Moreh was recently recaptured by his previous owner and was brainwashed to say and repeat the same message as the humans intended to disrupt the conference.
And it also doesn't help matters when the humans injected a nano RFID tag in the eyes of Senior President Parrot Moreh that not just function as a tracker but also a direct monitoring system as well.
Such is the fate of a parrot: Always repeating what has already been said but never show any original ideas of its own.
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