Q: What would you call a chimpanzee wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything that you wish, as he cannot hear you.

Q: Differentiate between a piano and a fish.
A: You cannot “tuna” fish.

Q: Which part of the fish weighs the most?
A: Obviously, the scales.

Q: Why do giraffes take such a long time to apologize?
A: It takes quite a while, for them to swallow their pride.

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