Q: What would you call a chimpanzee wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything that you wish, as he cannot hear you.

Q: Differentiate between a piano and a fish.
A: You cannot “tuna” fish.

Q: Which part of the fish weighs the most?
A: Obviously, the scales.

Q: Why do giraffes take such a long time to apologize?
A: It takes quite a while, for them to swallow their pride.

Q: What happened to the banana do when the chimp chased it?
A: The banana split.

Q: How was Noah able to see the animals in his Ark during the night?
A: He was able to do so with “flood lighting.”

Q: Name the cow-riding dinosaur at the rodeo.
A: A Bronco-saurus.

Q: Name the easiest way to count cattle?
A: By using a cow-culator.

Q: What made the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Nothing – the chicken was not around those days.

Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left on a trip?
A: Bi-son!

Q: Which fish only swims at night?
A: The starfish.

Q: Why do bears not wear any shoes?
A: Because they would still have “bear feet”

Q: What has four wheels, eats grass and produces milk?
A: A cow on skates.

Q: How would you know that an elephant has invaded your refrigerator?
A: Because there would be footprints in the butter.

Q: How would you address a dog with a Rolex?
A: A watch dog.

Q: Which pine has the longest needles?
A: A porcupine.

Q: What can be worse than a millipede with athlete’s foot?
A: A porcupine with split ends!

Q: What do cats like to have for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs