Once upon a time, in a dense and quiet forest, there was a small cozy cottage where the dope man lived. Blecky had just left after scoring some top grade smack and was headed home. On her way, she decided she just couldn’t wait and had to find somewhere to do her thing. She wanted to get high and it was a long way home. Becky pulled into a little gas station and headed for the restroom like a hundred times before. She found a quiet stall, locked the door and then she did her shot.

There was another little cottage in the forest where three bears, Papa Bear, Mama Bear, and their little one, Baby Bear lived. They led a peaceful life. Never bothering anyone. They always were careful to lock their doors when they left for the day. But one afternoon, they forgot to latch...