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LAFAYETTE 30728 BY: J. M. BALLINGER (SOAP OPERA STORIES) (2-27-2024)
(On the last episode of LAFAYETTE 30728, as Pastor Nora Sunkist and his wife, Bula Sunkist, were pulling into there driveway, Mary May was taking there daughter, Ashlee Sunkist to TIMELESS HOSPITAL in Oakwood, Georgia. Even though Pastor Nora Sunkist saids that Ashlee Sunkist was home in bed, Bula Sunkist and Mark Devin saids different. As Mary May was speeding down the highway to TIMELESS HOSPITAL in Oakwood, Georgia, Ashlee Sunkist and Mary May confess there love for one another. Turn in to LAFAYETTE 30728 for more romantic advantures.)

EPISODE: #5

(As Ashlee Sunkist and Mary May was about to share a kiss, Ashlee Sunkist seen that they were about to hit another car head on!)

Matthew Joseph Jr.: Oh my goodness! Are you alright, Betty Jo Tanner?

Betty Jo Tanner: I am alright, Matthew Joseph Jr. Thank God that we used our minds and buckled up our seat belts.

Matthew Joseph Jr.: You are right, Betty Jo Tanner. Thank you God. Hey, wait, I wonder if the people in the other car is alright.

Betty Jo Tanner: I do not know, Matthew Joseph Jr. Let us go check on them.

(As Pastor Nora Sunkist and Bula Sunkist were getting out of there truck and about to go in, Harvey Gum ran to Pastor Nora Sunkist and Bula Sunkist with some terrible news.)

Harvey Gum: Pastor Nora Sunkist and Bula Sunkist, do not panic, but Mary May and your lovely daughter, Ashlee Sunkist, have been in a terrible car crash. The people in the car they hit are alright, but no news about Mary May and your lushes daughter, Ashlee Sunkist.

Pastor Nora Sunkist: What on Earth did you say about my daughter, Ashlee Sunkist?

Harvey Gum: I just said we have no time to waste. Let us drive up there and make sure that Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist is alright. I just hope and pray that everyone is alright.

(While Pastor Nora Sunkist, Bula Sunkist, and Harvey Gum hopped into Pastor Nora Sunkist's truck, Matthew Joseph Jr. and Betty Jo Tanner walked slowly to the crashed car.)

Betty Jo Tanner: Oh my goodness, Matthew Joseph Jr. Do you think that that they are badly hurt or...

Matthew Joseph Jr.: Do not be silly, Betty Jo Tanner. They hit us. Why? I do not know.

Officer Bill: Freeze! Do not touch the car. Are you two alright?

Matthew Joseph Jr.: I and Betty Jo Tanner are just fine. We just wanted to check on the people who hit us.

Officer Bill: Stand back and let me check on the driver and passenger in this all crashed up automobile.

(As soon as Officer Bill walked to crashed up automobile and opened the passenger door, Officer Bill started to get sick.)

Officer Bill: Oh my! Doctor Kevin Tanner, we will need TIMELESS HOSPITAL's amabule called out here, asap!

(While a TIMELESS HOSPITAL amabule came speeding up, Pastor Nora Sunkist, Bula Sunkist, and Harvey Gum was right behind them in Pastor Nora Sunkist's truck.)

Pastor Nora Sunkist: Hey, Harvey Gum, what is this that you said about my daughter, Ashlee Sunkist?

Bula Sunkist: Hey, Honey, we do not have enough time for fighting with each other about nothing. Let us get to TIMELESS HOSPITAL to hide out about Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist.

Pastor Nora Sunkist: You are right, Sweetie. I am sorry Harvey Gum. We will settle this later.

Harvey Gum: You are right, Pastor Nora Sunkist and no, I am sorry.

(Is Mary May and Ashlee Sunkist going to be alright? What is Matthew Joseph Jr., Betty Jo Tanner, and Officer Bill doing here? Is there something that Harvey Gum is hiding from the Sunkist's? Find out this and many, many, more on the next episode of LAFAYETTE 30728.)