"As they say! You've never lived until you've pulled a light bulb out of someone's butt!"

Clara drunkenly called out holding her fourth gin and tonic. The OR nurse looked at the room and was confused when no one laughed. Then she heard it: "What's a lightbulb doing in a bum?"

She turned at the sound of the highpitched voice to see Cindy, a little girl, looking at her confused. Her...