Kal 30 march Ko mera birthday tha or bhai Subah jldi uth gye the unhone phle mere liye ghar mei pray Ki or fir mandir mei jakar...unhone mere liye milk lankar mere room rakh diya tha...or bol kar gye Ki mai mandir ja raha hu tum ye milk pee lena... vaise mujhe nhi bhai ka mandir jana par yaar jo bhai Ka love hai, trust hai God Ke liye use mai todna nhi chahti...Kal bhai ne sb meri pasand Ka Khana bnaya tha or bhai ko pta hota hai ki mai nhi Khaugi vo khana...bhai fir bhi bnaate hai or greebo mei baant te hai bhai... mandir ke paas jakar or sbko new clothes dete hai ye bolkar ki aaj meri behan Ka janamdin ka hai or ye sb usne hi apke liye kiya hai jisme maine kuch nhi kiya hota hai par unki duayei mujhe mile isliye bhai ye krte hai...fir bhai mandir se aakar mere liye khana laaye unko pta tha mai nhi khaugi fir bhi laaye...mere paas khana lekar aaye bhai...
Bhai :- Noni khana laya hu kha le jldi aaja..

Me gusse mei :- mujhe nhi khana..

Bhai :- Q nhi khana dekh sb teri pasand ka bna hai

Me :- bola na nhi khana meri pasand my foot..kyu bnaya aapne meri pasand ka khana maine kaha tha kya bnane ko

Bhai :- pr bcche aaj tumhara birthday hai or tumhara birthday bhut special hai mere liye aaj ke din hi toh tu mujhe mili thi..

Me :- birthday my foot 😠 mujhe nhi apna birthday nhi hai ye din special or kyu krte ho aap ye sab jb mujhe nhi pasand please bhai haath jod ke request hai mat kro ye sab or please akele rhne do yrr mujhe jaao aap yaha se..

Bhai :- theek hai bcche pr mere liye meri jaan hai tu or sad mt ho please accha mai ja rha hu..

Or ek baar fir maine bhai ko hurt kiya or bhai apna dukh chhipane ki koshish krte hue pr saaf pta chlta unko dekh kar ke vo khush nhi hai unko bura lga hai...par mai gusse mei vo bol deti hu jo mujhe nhi bolna chahiye...or sab ulta ho jata hai fir...or fir shaam ko bhai ne mera birthday celebrate krne ke liye ghar ko acche se decorate kiya mere saare friends ko bulaya...mere liye cake laaye meri pic aala or mujhe toh gussa aa raha thalq ki ye din bilkul pasand nhi hai or na ye sb faltu draame...or fir mere neeche aate hi bhai ne bola:- bcche cake kat krde please fir maine unko hurt na krke cake kaat diya pr happy dil se nhi...bss aise hi unki khushi ke liye... Fir cake kaat ke mai bahar aa gyi or andar party chl rhi thi...maine bullet uthaai or nikal padi seher krne ye soch ke ki mnn thoda theek ho jayega accha feel hoga...mai jheel pr gyi or vaha baith gyi or vaha so called father gye jo mujhe sad dekh ke mje lene aa gye vo aate hi..

Mr :- Aaj toh sad hai bcchi or tumhara birthday bhi toh hai aaj vaise happy birthday beta

Me :- Beta...is word ka meaning bhi pta hai tumhe or dekho tum chle jaao mere saamne se vrna gusse mei goli boli maar dungi tumhe

Mr :- Ek baar check kro tumhare paas abhi gun nhi hai beta tum sad ho na isliye gun uthana yaad nhi Raha hoga 😂

Me :- jaao tum

Mr :- Tum na aise bhut acchi lgti sad sad so bhut weak si achha lga tumhe aise dekh kr or tum na ek kaam kro aaj mere saath Ghar chlo tumhari maa ne birthday ki full preparation ki hui hai

Me :- phli baat Mai or tumhare ghar sochna bhi Mt dusri baat mujhe weak smjhne ki glti toh krna hi mt or teesri baat vo aurat meri maa nhi tumhari r""""l hai smjhe...vo meri maa kbhi nhi ho skti or agar mai chahu na toh use abhi jaan se maar du pr us aurat ka ek beta hai jo apni maa se bhut pyaar krta hai usse uski maa nhi chhinugi mai usse toh uski ek number ghatiya baap ko chhinugi yaani tumhe

Mr :- Accha beta toh suno Mai bhi tumhara baap hu or mai bhi chahu na toh tumhe abhi maar du or mere paas toh gun bhi hai pr mujhe tum aise sad so acchi lg rhi ho isliye chhod deta hu

Me :- Suno mai koi darpok nhi hu jo chhod rhe ho or tumhare saamne hu or nihathe hu chla do goli krdo khtm darti nhi mai Marne se smjhe

Mr :- Nhi mai nihathe ko nhi maarta isliye agli baar full tayaari ke saath milna or abhi tumhe maaruga toh nhi par ek chot jrur dekar jaauga

fir uss bande ne meri baaju pr goli maardi...fir maine uthakar pathar uska sr fod diya or usse gun chhinkar uski gun se usko hi shoot kr diya jaan se toh nhi mara usko pr uski dono baaju pr or ek pair mei goli maardi...ab mai sad jrur thi kamjor nhi vrna vhi jawab na de pati na goli maarke...fir ek fruit vaale se knife lekar vo goli nikal di or fruit vaale ne ek kpda de diya tha jo mne uss goli lgi hui jagah pr baand diya tight krke jisse blood ruk jaaye kyuki doctor ke paas toh mai kbhi jaati hi nhi hai fir maine new shirt khreed li ek dukaan se or vahi change krli jisse Bhai ko pta na chle ki kya hua hai uske baad mai bullet pr hi ghar pahunchi or jaate hi so gyi kyuki pain ho raha tha baju mei or chkkr bhi aa rhe the isliye jaate hi so gyi...Bhai ne pucha bhi ki mai kaha thi or new shirt kaha se aayi...unko jawab diye Bina hi mai seedha apne room mei chli gyi...uske baad so gyi fir aaj subah jb so kar uthi toh dekha Bhai meri side mei khde hai 😅 mere uthne ke baad Bhai ne roj ki tarah milk nhi is baar kadha pilaya...😁 or bole :- mai nhi puchuga ke raat kya hua tha pr agar tum apne Bhai ko zinda dekhna chahti ho toh please dubara aisa kuch mat krna fir Bhai meri baaju se kpda khol kr Patti ki uspe or fir khana bna kr office chle gye...mai soch hi rhi thi ki Bhai ko kisne btaya tbhi so called father ki GF ka call aaya mujhe nhi pta unke paas Mera number kaha se gya fir vo boli

She :- Mai tumhare father ki wife hu or tum soch rhi hogi ki tumhare Bhai ko kisne btaya toh maine btaya jisse vo tumhe samjhaye ya daante jisse tum sudher jaao

Me :- phli baat toh ki tum unki wife nhi r****l ho wife toh meri maa thi or dusri mere bhai mujhe kbhi nhi daantege or is vjh ko lekar toh bilkul bhi nhi toh ye soch rkhne se kuch nhi hoga

fir unko gussa aa gya

She :- shut up r****l toh tumhari maa thi

fir mujhe gussa aa gya 😁

Me :- Tumhare bf ka jo raat haal kiya hai dekha nhi kya agar tum chahti ho or bura haal kru uska...or dekho agar tum chahti ho mai unhe na maaru toh mere saamne aane se mana kr dena use or agar nhi toh beta sunlo marega toh vo mere haatho hi bss raat mood nhi tha or gun bhi meri nhi thi isliye or vo kya hai na usko maarne ka maja apni khud ki gun se aayega na isliye chhod diya smjhe...

She :- maine tumhare Bhai ko isliye hi btaya tha kyuki mujhe apne husband ki life pyaari hai or tum gusse mei kya krdo kuch nhi pta tumhara isliye

Me:- Suno mere paas lecture sunne ka time nhi hai.....good bye 🙋🏻‍♀️

fir maine call kt krdi or kmaal ki baat pta kya hui maine abki baar is din drink nhi ki thi vrna mai hr saal ye din Bina drink kiye bina jata hi nhi tha...fir mood ki toh band pji pati hi thi socha thoda chill krte hai or mood theek krte hai or ab dosto ko bula ke ghar or Ghar pe hi party full mastii kr rhe hai jisse mood bhi theek ho gya baaki or make bhi aa rhe hai rone dhone se kuch nhi hota yrr full mastii mei rhna chahiye...

baaki likhna bhut kuch tha or bhi pr saari jaankari post nhi krte or mood bhi nhi hai likhne ka 😁

take care of yourself
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