One quiet day in the village, a man named Tyha came along a trail and seen his friend Ramon fighting a tree...

Tyha looked at Ramon, who had been his loyal friend for years. "Why are you fighting that tree?" He asked curiously.

Oh, Tyha, it's not really what it seems... I'm practicing for a battle with this guy named Brutus who insulted my girl.

"What did he say?" He said, "She's so ugly she has to sneak up on a mirror!"

Tyha..."Well is that all he said about her?" "No, he also said that she was so ugly when she was born, the doctor threw her out the window of the hut. And the window threw her back.

Ramon..."That's why I'm fighting this tree. Because I'm going to kick his butt!" And my son was with me too!

Tyha..."Well, it seems to me that the tree is winning because you're all black and blue!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to just go and fight Brutus?"

Ramon..."No, no, no. You don't understand. Brutus is a beast. He's so strong he can lift a car with one hand. He's so fast he can outrun a cheetah.

He's so smart he can solve a Rubik's cube in two seconds. And he's so handsome he can make any girl fall in love with him."

Tyha..."Wow, he sounds amazing. Why did he insult your girl then?"

Ramon..."Because he's also a jerk. He's so mean he makes fun of ugly people. He's so rude he never says please or thank you. And so greedy he never shares anything.

He's so selfish he only cares about himself."

Tyha..."I see. So how are you going to beat him?"

"Wait!"

"Are you saying your girl is ugly?"

Ramon..."No, Brutus said that. Tyha, you already know my lovely Flora is beautiful as a rose. But, I'm going to defeat him with my secret weapon. I have something that he doesn't have."

Tyha..."What is it?"

Ramon..."A sense of humor. I'm going to make him laugh so hard that he'll lose his breath and collapse on the ground.

Then I'll punch him in the face and knock him out."

Tyha..."Really? That's your plan?"

Ramon..."Yes, trust me. It will work. I have some killer jokes that will make him crack up."

Tyha..."That's the dumbest thing I ever heard!" "Well, what else can I do complained Ramon."

Tyha whispered, "We are going to trick Brutus by dressing up in different disguises. In each disguise, I'll tell him stories about how incredibly strong you are. That way, I'll plant doubt in his mind about taking you on."

Ramon burst into laughter. "That's brilliant, Tyha! "Why it's using psychological warfare against him."

Tyha chuckled, "Exactly! He'll be so confused and scared by the time we're finished he won't dare fight you.

With their plan in motion, Ramon and Tyha began crafting elaborate disguises and rehearsing tales of Ramon's famous, legendary strength. They knew that outsmarting Brutus would be their greatest weapon.

The following day, Ramon, dressed as an elderly man, approached Brutus, who was boasting about his own power.

"You know, young man," Ramon began in a frail voice, "I once saw Ramon lift a boulder twice his size with just one hand."

Brutus's eyes widened in disbelief. "Ramon did that?"

Ramon nodded sagely, "Oh, yes, and that was just a warm-up for him."

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