Once upon a time, I-Joel had crossed paths with Riley Noon who is a Texan actress, model, singer and volleyball player in the pen-pal world due to vortex appearing and out of it an origami stork flew with Joel who shape-shifted as a paper doll, and after the delivery of an encouraging message they became para-social friends. Meanwhile, during the remainder of the time that the vortex stayed open, there was an origami flamingo named Laffy-Taffy that spurred up cotton candy whenever it twirled it's long legs and blew bubblegum out of water whenever it's long neck and heavy bent bill is held upside down in water and it laughed (no one knows how that's possible as all they knew it was caused by radioactive DNA from animal experiments at Area-51) that drifted out of the vortex...