I'm a Christian, trust me
I've heard of one night stands before
But it can never happen to me (I thought ☹️)
So, I was careless
So careless
On my way home one glorious night
I went to see a female convert
I wanted to see her quickly and head home
I don't even know her well
I mean I don't know her at all
But we lived in the same street
So, I set off to...