Let me set the scene: the year, is, i don't know whatever year biblical times were, let's say....
The year was negative 1999. Peter gathered with his new friend, Stan. They had a lovely meal and watched the crucifixion event on pay per view. Peter informed Stan he had to get going.
"Awww, come on, man! It's only XI:XVII. Stay a bit longer! I got a nice bottle of veeno and some cheese."
Peter agreed and Stan went to fetch the snacks. He returned a short time later looking disappointed and holding an empty wine bottle upside down.
"I'm sorry, Peter. I'm all out of wine. I hung out with this Judas guy and he promised me he wouldn't drink it and did anyway."
Peter nodded, "Yeah, I know that guy. He's like, a well known dick. He's always betraying people. I swear, he's going to be famous for it one day."
Stan sighed. "Well, I guess this means you aren't going to stay, are you Peter?"
Peter smiled weakly. He stood up and put his arm around Stan's shoulders and said, "it's okay, my friend. Fill that bottle with water."
Stan was confused, "water?"
"Stan, just trust me, okay? Fill that bottle with water, I know a guy."

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