"Tired Rant"
I can hear them as if they were just outside of my apartment. There's a car alarm that is blaring and I can hear somebody screaming, "[Insert Victim's Name Here] is a [Insert Name to Call Victim Here]! [Insert Victim's Name Here] [Insert Thing They Do Here]!" Sounds like my [Insert Relationship of Family Member Here], [Insert Family Member Name Here], yelling, "I want my daddy/mommy back!" "Give him/her his/her stuff back!" "I want you to live in [Insert Name of City Here]!" "You can quit for work but, you can't quit for me?! My dad/mom got in trouble & he/she isn't ever gonna be responsible enough to take care of me, I need you to get clean! I need you, so they don't take me away. 'Cuz papa/nana got busted, so nana & papa are in trouble too!"
[Insert Name of Family Member Here], I believe, has his/her bagpipes red-lining as he/she hollers, "You killed [Insert Name of Family Member Here]! YOU RAN OVER MY [Insert Relationship to Family Member Here]!" As he/she begins hitting all over the body of my car with something hard like a baseball bat or, perhaps a rock; I hear the sound of glass breaking. [Insert Name of Family Member Here] then starts whaling, "I hate you! I hate you! I 'F'-ing hate you!" Shorty after, [Insert Name of Family Member Here] started to chime in, I hear the sirens from several different variations of emergency vehicles start to scream ou from somewhere off in the distance.
They're all racing, "lights & sirens," towards my apartment as fast as they can. As they near my neighborhood, the sirens begin to taper off & are replaced by the banging of several vehicles' doors, sparatically being slammed shut with a sense of urgency that increases with each one. Wow! There must be a whole bunch of police officers, EMS...