You ever wonder if jesus smoked weed?
Like who tf wouldn't want to smoke with jesus?
His beautiful hair and wooden john cletas rolling a fatty.
Imagine getting the munchies around jesus...and then boom, he pulls some fish and bread out of his ass...
Or, imagine being high watching jesus walk on water and shit.
$100 bucks says jesus probably would have been a netflix and chill kinda dude...
People are looking at me right now like, "you'll never be as humble as jesus"...im like, yeah, because he smokes more weed than me.
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