It's 🕕 a.m. now,
as I lie in the 🏨 🛏️.
The 🧑‍⚕️ took my 🩺 and took
an M.R.I. of my 🧠, my🫀, and
my 🫁 to make sure there was
🚫 🆘.
The 🧑‍⚕️ gave me a💉 for the pain,
and I got a prescription for 💊.
It took a 🤏 more than a 🩹...
I broke my🦵when I fell 👇
the 🕳️.
My sister brought me 💐 and
a 🍔, and 🌭 because the 🏨
🥗 was 👎.
I was 👀 📺, when the 🗞️ came
on. The 📝 said, the 💀🔪 had
been 🔎 with the suspects ⚗️.
The 👮 Chief promised that ⚖️
would be ⏳⌛ from a fair 🧑‍⚖️.
I 👂 an 👮 🗣️ so I 👋 him over
and 🗯️ him a 🤷.
I wanted an 💡 on how they 🔍
the 💀🔪. How are they gonna
🛑 the 🥷.
The 👮 🔎 the 💀🔪 👇 the 🕳️.
The 🥷's ⚗️ was on the 💀🔪.
They put up a 🚧 to surround
the 🕳️ and there is a 👮 posted
there.
The 🎥 📡 was on scene was
preparing an 📰 for the 🏙️ 🛰️.
A 🧑‍🏫 showed up to take my
💬. I was 🤹 💭 in my 🧠, and
🤷 why they were 🗯️ me a 🦸.
It was like 🎩🪄 that I happened
to fall 👇 the same 🕳️ that the
🥷 dropped the 💀🔪.
I soon went 🏠 in a 🦽 after
📲 a 🚕, as the 👮 Sargent
📢 out an A.P.B. on the 🎯.
It seems that through my
💥, I revealed the last 🧩
needed to solve the crime.
The 🪦 is a busy place these 🌤️'s...
But there is less ⚰️ with me on
the job.

So before you go 📢'in someone
a 🦧...
Remember. 🤦 Everyone has their place.
Even Detective 🕵️ Major 🕶️ Klüttz.

The End.

Written by: Michael Taylor
June 3rd. 2021©
© Michael W. Taylor