Once upon a time, in a town where religious miracles were a regular occurrence, there lived a man named Samuel. Samuel was highly regarded in the eyes of God and was known for his great devotion and religious practices. However, Samuel had a little secret - he enjoyed the sacred offerings of weed.

One day, Samuel received a divine revelation that he was to prepare and light "The Blunt of the Covenant." Determined to make it the most extraordinary blunt ever, he spent two years meticulously gathering the finest weeds from all corners of the world. To make it even more special, he decided to wrap it with delicate blue lotus petals.

The day finally arrived when Samuel was supposed to light "The Blunt of the Covenant." In all his excitement, he had...