She was a very classy woman by the name of Mari who enjoyed using a knife and fork on all occasions and one night she was invited to eat at an authentic Mexican restaurant.
She ordered the tacos and realized they didn't have a knife and fork at any table but luckily for her, she had a pair in her purse so she grabbed them. Machito eyeballed strangely saying “You do know you eat this with your hands right?”
Mari replied saying “Of course but I'm a woman who was raised in a family where table manners are a must.”
Her dating buddy Machito grabbed his hibiscus refreshment and drank it in one gulp as he looked to his left at a group of people who stared in amazement. Soon enough the waiter showed up with two plates full of tacos and asked them if there was anything else they needed. Machito said, “A manual for her please.” Mari kicked his leg from...