you can call me Spidey..not Spiderman, you ass, Spidey! I'm the real dude. like you, i live in a forest..the real one, jackass, with trees and tigers, the actual tiger, not the Bollywood kind.

I'm kinda large for my species, if you wish I could post a selfie of myself here later. the only issue, I don't wanna freak out you girls.. you'll will start wondering where I'll be putting all my eight legs..

one day I hitched a ride to your jungle.. your poor two legged friends keep coming here to see our king, Sher Khan..so it wasn't difficult..i just climbed into that contraption which has legs that go around..now, you tell me, which stupid animal has legs that go around, not up and down..

anyways, I got to your jungle..and let me tell you guys, I got bad news for you..it's smelly, dirty, and full of rats..how can you live there? in our jungle, toowhit, the owl..he's a good friend of my mine.. would keep those pesky vermin in line..

anyways, just wanted to tell you.. I hated it so much, I ran back home as fast as my eight legs could carry me..

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