I'm an Good Person (excerpt)

Chapter Three

I punched that squid in the face.
It deserved it.. or maybe not. I think it called me a racist term. But it was racist against Jewish people, and I'm not Jewish. But it still made me feel anger. It filled my belly with rage.

I don't frequent the ocean, but this was no ordinary Tuesday. I entered the tepid waves with a bravery I didn't know I needed to ascertain.

The first part of Ascertain sounds like ass. Noice.

The wet sharks swarmed around me immediately but I ignored them, and it caused their confidence to wane. Eclectic...