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Harry Potter is a Joke
Disclaimer: All fictional places and characters belong to J.K Rowling, NOT ME.
Also: A tiny bit of violence warning ⚠️
I wrote a Draco fan fiction using an AI and a spinner wheel, here's what happened... 🤣Comedy GOLD. I don't even know how this came out the way it did!
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My last year at Hogwarts. I hate that it's my last year, after graduating, I'm moving to New Jersey. I'll be leaving my friends and former girlfriend, Ginny (lol).
I asked her to meet me at the courtyard so I could finally say goodbye to her. "Hey", I say as soon as I see her, standing against the wall.
She turns her head and immediately starts to stutter, "H-Hello to you t-too! You wanted to t-tweet?" (WTF does that even mean?).
"Yep", I answer staring into her eyes.
We walk to the gate together, she stops and looks at me. "I'm gonna wrap my hands around your neck. What do you think about that?", she suddenly says.
"Wait what?" I reply in utter confusion.
She smiles and puts her hand on my shoulder, "It's ok." She kisses me on the cheek and wraps her hands tightly around my neck.
"What are y-you d-doing", I ask in fear.
"I'm strangling you", she answers innocently.
"Stop", I yell quietly.
"O-Okay", she lets go of my neck amd I fall to the floor, gasping for air.
"Why did you do that?"
"Because I love you", she says and slowly places her face near mine. (WHEEZE)
"Hey what get away from me", I yell, what the hell just happened?
She pulls her face away.
"What the bloody hell is happening here?" I hear a voice say. And I know exactly who's voice that is.
"Weasley", I spat. "Can't you see I'm busy?"
Ron looks at me in disgust and I see him grab something from behind him. He pulls out a knife a pierces it through my ribs. "Aghh", I scream in pain. (Why didn't he use his wand? Idk).
"Let's go Ginny", he says and climbs his broom. I watch as Ginny follows and mounts her stupid brother's broom. They fly away. Then suddenly I hear a loud laugh coming from the air. Voldamort appears out of thin air behind me.
"Wait right here", he tells me and begins to fly (I can't even). He zooms up to the two Weasleys and, using his wand, makes the broom stick explode. The two fall and fall and are about to hit the ground and I...
"Nah", I say loudly and watch them splat onto the ground, right in front of me (Well things got pretty violent all of the sudden). Voldamort slowly levitates back to the ground.
"Now my boy let m-", he stops when a dragon comes flying out of nowhere. It lands in front of me and right on top of the dark lord. Well I guess that means he's dead. I shrug and mount the dragon.
"Take me to New Jersey dragon!" Then the dragon lifts up to the air and begins my journey to the magical New Jersey. "Bye losers, I ain't gonna miss ya", I yell at the dead bodies. I sigh, what a day, what a perfect last day at Hogwarts.
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Thanks for reading this monstrosity of a fan fiction! Again, I created this using a spinner wheel and an AI, so don't start yelling at me through your screen. This was just a dumb idea that came up to me one day and I said Why the heck not? Anyway, this was super fun and hilarious "project". Especially when the AI said: "A dragon pops out of nowhere and looks at you and your sad face. He then drops out of the air and smashes Voldamort." 😂 I mean if that's all it took to defeat the dark lord, well he would have been long gone before Harry was even born. Also umm, that random Ginny and Draco ship was NOT my idea. I placed different character names on a digital spinner and the name it chose was Ginny. I might do more of these in the future if I'm not attacked by every Potter head on this platform.😵
Hope you were able to make it to the end!
See you tomorrow, in the next chapter of Just Us and the Stars!
© Azul Morales
Also: A tiny bit of violence warning ⚠️
I wrote a Draco fan fiction using an AI and a spinner wheel, here's what happened... 🤣Comedy GOLD. I don't even know how this came out the way it did!
—–—————————————
My last year at Hogwarts. I hate that it's my last year, after graduating, I'm moving to New Jersey. I'll be leaving my friends and former girlfriend, Ginny (lol).
I asked her to meet me at the courtyard so I could finally say goodbye to her. "Hey", I say as soon as I see her, standing against the wall.
She turns her head and immediately starts to stutter, "H-Hello to you t-too! You wanted to t-tweet?" (WTF does that even mean?).
"Yep", I answer staring into her eyes.
We walk to the gate together, she stops and looks at me. "I'm gonna wrap my hands around your neck. What do you think about that?", she suddenly says.
"Wait what?" I reply in utter confusion.
She smiles and puts her hand on my shoulder, "It's ok." She kisses me on the cheek and wraps her hands tightly around my neck.
"What are y-you d-doing", I ask in fear.
"I'm strangling you", she answers innocently.
"Stop", I yell quietly.
"O-Okay", she lets go of my neck amd I fall to the floor, gasping for air.
"Why did you do that?"
"Because I love you", she says and slowly places her face near mine. (WHEEZE)
"Hey what get away from me", I yell, what the hell just happened?
She pulls her face away.
"What the bloody hell is happening here?" I hear a voice say. And I know exactly who's voice that is.
"Weasley", I spat. "Can't you see I'm busy?"
Ron looks at me in disgust and I see him grab something from behind him. He pulls out a knife a pierces it through my ribs. "Aghh", I scream in pain. (Why didn't he use his wand? Idk).
"Let's go Ginny", he says and climbs his broom. I watch as Ginny follows and mounts her stupid brother's broom. They fly away. Then suddenly I hear a loud laugh coming from the air. Voldamort appears out of thin air behind me.
"Wait right here", he tells me and begins to fly (I can't even). He zooms up to the two Weasleys and, using his wand, makes the broom stick explode. The two fall and fall and are about to hit the ground and I...
"Nah", I say loudly and watch them splat onto the ground, right in front of me (Well things got pretty violent all of the sudden). Voldamort slowly levitates back to the ground.
"Now my boy let m-", he stops when a dragon comes flying out of nowhere. It lands in front of me and right on top of the dark lord. Well I guess that means he's dead. I shrug and mount the dragon.
"Take me to New Jersey dragon!" Then the dragon lifts up to the air and begins my journey to the magical New Jersey. "Bye losers, I ain't gonna miss ya", I yell at the dead bodies. I sigh, what a day, what a perfect last day at Hogwarts.
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Thanks for reading this monstrosity of a fan fiction! Again, I created this using a spinner wheel and an AI, so don't start yelling at me through your screen. This was just a dumb idea that came up to me one day and I said Why the heck not? Anyway, this was super fun and hilarious "project". Especially when the AI said: "A dragon pops out of nowhere and looks at you and your sad face. He then drops out of the air and smashes Voldamort." 😂 I mean if that's all it took to defeat the dark lord, well he would have been long gone before Harry was even born. Also umm, that random Ginny and Draco ship was NOT my idea. I placed different character names on a digital spinner and the name it chose was Ginny. I might do more of these in the future if I'm not attacked by every Potter head on this platform.😵
Hope you were able to make it to the end!
See you tomorrow, in the next chapter of Just Us and the Stars!
© Azul Morales
