The discovery was mind blowing by most standards. I mean who unearths an Egyptian mummy after so many centuries?
"Dr. pepper shaker!
I turn surprised by my assistant's shout. His wide, moonshine goggle eyes stare back at me. "What is it, Ron?"
He points at the corner of the mummy's coffin. "That's dried blood, Dr. I think there's someone else in there with that mummy." I sat down my jug of Apple pie moonshine!
I stumbled over to the coffin.
I slipped and fell on the coffin.
I pissed all over myself!
Ron fell to the ground laughing at me.
I tossed the jug of moonshine at him and hit him on the side of his head!
I put him in the coffin with the mummy. Not knowing if he was alive or dead. But he was correct there was someone else in the coffin.
His dumbass with a big knot on the side of his head!
By
Dwayne
Clark
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