Have you ever been so baffled by someone's sheer stuck on stupid that it rendered you speechless? See, I am asking because I have not been baffled by anyone other than myself, to the point I am fucking speechless. Hell, if there was someone stuck on stupid or baffled by their own bullshit that I baffled them with first, that would be broadcasted live at the Landing Pad.

Needless to say that I have been sitting on the porch, pouring my ugly ass attitude out, in the appropriate place, for privileged personal only, and folks, I finally said fuck it and went to play some baseball. Bob was broadcasting the game and get this, the batter up, knocked it out the park. The ball was outta there, so outta there, that 9 innings wasn't needed, only seven. Seven innings, and one mutha trucka flying the fuck out of there.

The overachiever also reminded the half ass that kisses to be a badd ass that being anything but an overachiever gets you knocked out the park, but buttercup, suck it up, walk it off, and remember there is no crying in baseball.

Once Bob announced that the authorities (unauthorized referees) were on route to throw a flag on the play, used the pitcher's head as the ball. All I know is that Bob was rehired and returned to the rightful position at Headquarters. Apparently during the fireworks, Joyful burning houses...