"That T.V. is too loud TWIN!" I heard my daddy shout over the cartoons and the spoon clanking against my cereal bowl. I shout back "OKAY DAD" and I turned ' Thunder Cats ' down from 50 to 45. The year was 1987 and I was at the time 7 years of age with the intellegance of a 30 year old. With a IQ of 199.9 I was gifted a real child prodigy born a identical twin. Back then it was just me my identical twin sister and our father. Another slow starting Saturday I guessed as I finished my 'Frooty Pebbles' on the rocks. I heard " HELP por fa vor'' someone a man from outside somewhere out on the street in front of our house was yelling.Now looking out of the big bay window that took up the entire wall ceiling to floor i was able to see what all that noise was and as I'm looking out the window I noticed a fat Spanish man running down the street he was running for his life. and my eyes naturally turned to look and see what he was fleeing from and I'll be damned it was my uncle 12's van and it was burling up the street nothing was moving but him and the fat Spanish dude. As he got closer to the house I began jumping and waving my hands in the window yelling "Uncle 12 Uncle 12". You see my uncle's name is 12 because when he was born he was born 12 lbs on the 12th day of the 12th month of the year December isn't that crazy. So my grandma just named him 12.Hands down he was my favorite uncle he was huge like a giant. Now almost right in front of the house the fat Spanish dude fell and some onlookers stopped to watch this as the van swerved coming to a screeching hault 12 jumped out of...