"911 whats your emergency?"

"Something has been lurking around my property i want it gone"

"So you got a trespasser?''

"Yes"

"Person"

"Yes can you tell me what they look like?"

"Lady i think your mistaken it isnt a person"

"Excuse me?"

"It isnt a person well well what ever the fuck it is i want it off my property so can you please send the police?"

"What is your address sir?"

*Beep* "My place is kind of isolated set back from the main road im watching it from my window i locked the door in case that thing tries to get in
good stay where you are and can you tell what makes you think this trespasser isnt human?"

"Im not crazy"

"I never said you where im just trying to understand the problem a bit more"

"The problem is i got a fucking trespasser its not the complicated god damn it what more do yiu need to know?"

"Sir i need to you to calm down tell me more about the trespasser how long has it been on your property?"

"2 hours let me check the time uh oh no four hours"

"This isnt the first time it shown up"

"Oh no it came by the other night my girlfriend and i woke up to this god awful screech then my dog started barking hes a great dane and fucking huge but hes a gentle giant it doesnt bark unless something serious is happening what ever was out there had my dog freaked out i ran down stairs i found my dog his name is Hulk and he...