Stout Samson was the world's deadliest spy and monster hunter. He killed a lot of people and spied a lot and did bad things to monsters' bodies.

Unfortunately Stout had been framed by his government because he knew stuff and he refused to slaughter a horde of baby goblins. Baby goblins smelled like baboon excrement and tasted worse.

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Stout sat in a cell when the electronic door buzzed and opened and a guard was standing there and he was with a big inmate named Poppy Pope.

The guard said, "um, I'm crooked. The people who want you dead gave me money. I like money. So now I'm putting a new cell mate in here to do things to you till you're dead."

Poppy entered the cell and the doors closed....