#WritcoStoryPrompt23
The gold coins fell out of the velvet purse as soon as he pulled at its string. Glittering eyes stared at the precious bounty in shock. His luck had finally turned! He could stop his life of thievery on the highway and lead a respectable life.
“Help, help me…” the faint whisper belonged to the woman he thought he had murdered. Their eyes held. “Wha..what’s happened? Where am I? Who are you?” Just as he reached for the dagger, she whispered in fright, “Who am I?”… "Excuse me ma am. My apologies. I would never intentionally hurt a woman. I believed you to be a man in which I would gladly answer that question like this....


YOU'RE THE TYPE THAT IS
WELL BRED
WELL FED
CREDIBLE
ACCEPTABLE
YOUR TASTE IS IMPECCABLE
YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE BELIEVABLE
FOR YOU ANYTHING'S ACHIEVABLE
YOUR URBANE AND DEBONAIRE
PERFECT PART
COMB BACK HAIR
ON TIME
PRECISE
NO DICE
NO VICE
DOESN'T SMOKE
DOESN'T JOKE
DOESN'T LAUGH WITH THE RIFF RAFF
DOESN'T CRY
DOESN'T LIE
EPITOME OF THE GOOD GUY
IN STYLE
BRITE SMILE
WAKES UP & JOGS FIVE MILES
SUNFLOWER SEEDS &
COTTAGE CHEESE
ALWAYS THANKS & AND "MAY I, PLEASE"
NEVER MARRIED
NOT DIVORCED
OWNS A PORSCH & A RACE HORSE
WINES & DINES
DOESN'T STAND IN LINES
ASK YOU FOR A PENNY
YOU GIVE A DIME!
YOU CAN ALWAYS SYMPATHIZE
YOU'RE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GUY


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