Today on my Life:

#BossLady: So guess what happened to me? I called two Publixs' and I asked them if they had any toilet paper. You know, it's kinda embarrassing having to talk about toilet paper. But one of the managers said he did, so I asked him if he could hold one for me until after I got out of work. He said be couldn't. Have you ever?? I was so upset. So I called my son because he had offerred a few weeks ago to drop some off at my house. So I called him and asked if he had been able to get some toilet paper. And he says "yes" that he had 5 packs because his MIL is one of those hoarders and buys them in bulk. So I asked if he could send one to me and I hear his wife in the background saying, "tell her to call my mom," and he proceeds to tell me to call his MIL. Can you believe this??? My only son!!! He won't give me a pack of toilet paper!! I hung up on him and he tried to call me back so many times. But I'm done. Like my mother used to say, "ya me lave las manos." (as to say I have washed my hands clean of him)
Me: So is he out of the will?

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